๐ NFL CEO Opens Investigation Into Referee for Breaking Strict Rules: Evidence Shows Buffalo Bills Got Screwed in AFC Championship Game Against Kansas City
In an absolute shocker (or not-so-shocker for Bills fans), the NFL is now investigating one of its own referees after some totally unbiased footage surfaced showing questionable calls during the AFC Championship Game between the Buffalo Bills and Kansas City Chiefs. Apparently, the leagueโs โstrict rulesโ were tossed aside faster than a Chiefs fan discarding a losing bet slip.
The alleged crime? Referee favoritismโor as Bills Mafia would call it, outright theft. Witnesses (a.k.a. anyone with a working pair of eyes watching the game) claim the officiating was, letโs say, โstrategically lopsided.โ From phantom penalties to a mystical inability to see blatant fouls against Buffalo, this game had everything except fairness.
Sources say the NFLโs CEO is โdeeply concernedโ and has promised to โinvestigate thoroughly,โ which roughly translates to, โWeโll slap this guy on the wrist and move on because, hey, Kansas City sells more jerseys.โ
Fans across the league are taking to social media to roast the NFL for its impeccable consistency in inconsistency. Meanwhile, Buffalo fans, already equipped with folding tables and unrelenting rage, are demanding answersโor, at the very least, a refund on their broken dreams.
Stay tuned as the NFL continues to perfect its legacy of โunbiasedโ officiating. For now, the Bills will have to wait for next season, while Kansas City marches on to the Super Bowlโฆ again. Coincidence? We think not.