In a bizarre twist of fate that feels ripped straight from the pages of a horror novel, the far-left website Jezebel has found itself embroiled in a scandal that has left many shaking their heads in disbelief. Just weeks before the tragic assassination of conservative firebrand Charlie Kirk, Jezebel openly declared its intent to cast a curse on him. Yes, you heard that right—a curse!

In a shocking article that reads like a fever dream, Jezebel’s writers admitted to plotting against Kirk, the founder of Turning Point USA, with a witchy twist. They proclaimed, “If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.” Talk about a low blow!

But wait, it gets weirder. The writers didn’t just stop at idle threats. They took to Etsy, the online marketplace known for handmade crafts and quirky items, to hire self-proclaimed witches to cast spells on Kirk. One writer even boasted about placing a spell titled “Make Everyone Hate Him.” Is this what we’ve come to? Spells for sale on Etsy?

Curses and Consequences

The Jezebel crew seemed giddy at the thought of unleashing their “feminist power” on Kirk. They wanted to ruin his day with petty annoyances—like making his microphone malfunction or ensuring his socks always slide down. Seriously? This is the level of discourse we’re engaging in?

The writer went so far as to say, “Now, is it ethical to curse a man I’ve never met? Probably not. But is it unethical to let him keep talking? Yes.” It’s a wild world when cursing someone is seen as a valid form of protest. But the plot thickened when the writer revealed that the witch she hired promised to deliver results within two to three weeks. Spoiler alert: that timeline was eerily close to Kirk’s tragic death.

A Dark Turn of Events

Just days after Jezebel published their bizarre article, tragedy struck. Charlie Kirk was assassinated, and suddenly, the light-hearted witchcraft narrative took a dark turn. Jezebel quickly pulled the article, claiming it was meant as satire. They insisted they wished no physical harm on Kirk, but their actions spoke volumes. The article was filled with malicious intent, and now they were backpedaling faster than you can say “spell gone wrong.”

Their statement post-assassination read like a desperate attempt to distance themselves from the fallout: “We stand by every word.” So, which is it, Jezebel? Were you joking, or did you genuinely hope for Kirk’s downfall? The lack of accountability is staggering.

A Call for Accountability

This raises a critical question: How far is too far in the name of political discourse? Jezebel’s antics reveal a disturbing trend where the lines between satire, witchcraft, and genuine malice blur. It’s not just about a silly curse; it’s about the culture of hate that seems to permeate our political landscape.

Erica Kirk, Charlie’s wife, was understandably rattled by the news of these curses. She sought solace in her faith, reaching out to a priest for prayers the night before her husband’s tragic death. The fact that a family was subjected to such vile behavior is appalling. No one should have to endure threats, even if they come cloaked in the guise of humor.

Time to Take a Stand

It’s time for Jezebel and Etsy to face the music. Jezebel should be held accountable for its reckless behavior, and the writers behind this ridiculous curse should be identified. It’s not just about political differences; it’s about basic human decency.

Etsy, known for its arts and crafts, should reconsider allowing such dark practices on its platform. This isn’t just a matter of free speech; it’s about the responsibility that comes with it. The idea that one can hire a witch to cast a curse on someone is not just absurd; it’s dangerous.

Conclusion: A Call for Change

As we navigate these turbulent times, let’s remember that words have power. Jezebel’s attempt at humor through witchcraft has crossed a line, and it’s time for us to demand better. We need to foster an environment where political disagreements don’t devolve into curses and threats.

In the end, this isn’t just about Charlie Kirk or Jezebel; it’s about all of us. We must rise above the fray and reject the culture of hate that seeks to divide us. Let’s put down the curses and pick up the dialogue.