BREAKING NEWS: Michael Jordan Refuses to Shoot a Woke Commercial with Robert De Niro, “I Don’t Like Him”
In a surprising turn of events, basketball legend Michael Jordan has openly refused to participate in a commercial alongside Hollywood icon Robert De
Read moreABC CEO makes a decisive decision: It’s time to cancel “The View”, the worst TV show in history
ABC’s recent decision to cancel *The View* marks a significant shift in programming, closing the chapter on a talk show that has generated both devoted
Read moreBreaking: NCAA Shifts All Medals From Lia Thomas To Riley Gaines.
In a twist that left the sports world doing a collective double take, the National Collegiate Athletic Association (NCAA) recently decided to embark on a
Read moreTaylor Swift announces retirement after Taylor Swift’s exclusive ‘Blue States Only’ tour struggles with 300 tickets sold
Taylor Swift, America’s reigning pop princess and pop culture lightning rod, made waves when she announced that her upcoming “Blue States
Read moreBreaking News : Dunkin’ Donuts Loses Almost $1 Billion After Going Woke: “It Was The Biggest Mistake Of Our Life”
In an unexpected and alarming turn of events, Dunkin’ Donuts has reported a staggering financial loss of nearly $1 billion following its decision to
Read moreNFLTravis Kelce announced that he’s leaving Elon Musk’s ‘Hate Machine’ X app, Calling it a ‘Toxic waste dump’ after his Scathing and Hurtful comments about Taylor Swift
In a dramatic turn of events, NFL star Travis Kelce has announced his departure from Elon Musk’s social media platform X (formerly Twitter), following a
Read moreYale Pulls Beyoncé Course from Curriculum After Extreme Backlash
Yale University has officially dropped its highly anticipated course, “Beyoncé Makes History: Black Radical Tradition History, Culture, Theory
Read moreBreaking News : Jimmy Kimmel Show to End January 20th, “I’m Leaving for Canada and Never Coming Back, I hate Elon”
In a surprise announcement following Donald Trump’s re-election and a sweeping red wave across the United States, Jimmy Kimmel has declared that his
Read moreMegan Rapinoe leaves USA after MASSIVE RED WAVE, “I Can’t Live Here Anymore”
Ladies and gentlemen, it’s official: America has entered its most tumultuous period since the debate on pineapple as a pizza topping. Megan Rapinoe,
Read moreBREAKING NEWS: Washington Commanders Head Coach Dan Quinn Faces Potential Suspension and Loss of Coaching Privileges in Philadelphia Eagles Game After Alleged Profanity and Threats of a Physical Altercation with Coach Nick Sirianni
After the Eagles’ lopsided 34-6 win on Sunday, here’s what the Eagles said to the media during their postgame press conferences.
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