ABC Loses 5 Major Advertisers After Debate, Costing the Media Company $27 Million: “We Won’t Host Any Debates in the Future”
In a plot twist that could only happen in 2024, ABC has officially lost five major advertisers following the fallout from its controversial handling of the
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Breaking News: Shaq Throws George Clooney Out Of His Restaurant, Bans Him For Life,“Keep Your Wokeness Out”
In a stunning turn of events, NBA legend and business mogul Shaquille O’Neal has reportedly expelled Hollywood superstar George Clooney from one of his
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Kid Rock and Lee Greenwood shock the internet: ‘We should dedicate a MONTH to VETERANS before PRIDE MONTH.’
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ABC Removes Debate Moderators David Muir and Linsey Davis, Calling Them a “Disgrace to Their Profession”
In a move that shocked exactly zero people on Twitter but left the world of broadcast journalism reeling, ABC News has reportedly fired debate moderators David
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ABC’s “Shameful” Debate Performance is Costing the Network Hundreds of Million: “The People Have Spoken”
Things aren’t going well over at ABC, patriots. The network has lost a billion dollars in market cap and about 22 percent of its overall stock value
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Breaking News : Taylor Swift Cancels Eras Tour Dates After Endorsement Backlash: ‘Only 2,300 Tickets Sold’
In a turn of events that no one—especially Taylor Swift—saw coming, the pop sensation has been forced to cancel several upcoming dates of her
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Elon Musk Calls for Boycott of ABC Network: “Let’s Take ‘Em Down!”
In yet another dramatic twist in the ever-spiraling 2024 political saga, tech billionaire and part-time Twitter disruptor Elon Musk has thrown his weight
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ABC Fires Debate Moderators David Muir and Linsey Davis “They Are a Disgrace to Their Profession”
Iп a moʋe that 𝕤Һoᴄҡed exactly zero people oп Twitter Ƅυt left the world of Ƅroadcast joυrпalism reeliпg, ABC News has reportedly fired deƄate moderators
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Kid Rock: “Go Home Girl, Your Music Is Bubblegum”
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Breaking: Kid Rock Refuses to Do a Collaborative Tour with Taylor Swift, “We Need More Toby Keiths and Fewer Taylor Swifts”
In a music industry that’s often rife with surprising alliances and genre-crossing collaborations, the idea of a joint tour between Kid Rock and Taylor Swift
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