SENATOR KENNEDY’S RICO RAMPAGE ON GEORGE SOROS:
“YOUR BILLION-DOLLAR RIOT CHECKS JUST BOUNCED, GEORGE —
FREEZE. THE. FUNDS. NOW.”
The Senate Judiciary Committee didn’t just “heat up” today — it detonated.
Sen. John Neely Kennedy (R-LA, 73), now the undisputed breakout star of the 2028 presidential field, walked into the hearing room with the swagger of a man carrying a political guillotine and the full intention of dropping it on someone.
That someone?
George Soros. Age 95. Billionaire. Powerbroker. Political ghost who never stops haunting elections.
The hearing was supposed to be about Trump’s Day-One deportation directives.
Instead, Kennedy turned it into a RICO indictment preview, live on C-SPAN.
He didn’t bother easing into it.
He slammed a redacted FBI ledger the thickness of a brick onto the dais — the sound cracked through the chamber like a rifle shot.
Then came the bayou thunder.
“Sugar, your billion-dollar riot checks just bounced, George.”
His drawl turned to steel.
“Open Society funneled $1.2 billion — that’s billion with a ‘B’ — into ‘protest groups’ that burned half this country down in 2020. Antifa arsonists, BLM radicals, the whole damn circus.”
Gasps. Shouts. Scrambling aides.
Kennedy kept going.
“That’s not charity.
That’s not activism.
That’s racketeering.
RICO charges. NOW.”
He jabbed a finger at the DOJ officials like a general dressing down a failing battalion.
“Freeze every asset. Every wire. Every offshore shell in the Caymans.
And if you cowards don’t act — I’ll subpoena his Hungarian passport myself.”
The room erupted.
Democrats shouting.
Republicans pounding fists.
Schumer stood so fast his glasses nearly flew off.
But Kennedy wasn’t finished.
He pulled out a second document: a leaked DOJ directive instructing U.S. attorneys to investigate Open Society Foundations for “material support to domestic violent extremism” following the assassination of Charlie Kirk — the memo that Washington was pretending didn’t exist.
And then he went for the kill.
“And let’s talk radio waves.
$400 million in Audacy debt — bought by Soros for pennies — giving him 40% control of 200 American stations.
Rushed through the FCC with NO foreign-influence review.
You call that oversight?
I call it the Soros Shortcut.”
The gallery exploded.
Reporters scrambled like someone had kicked a beehive.
Staffers whispered, “Is this real? Did he just do that?”
Open Society fired back instantly with a statement calling the allegations “unhinged political harassment.”
Kennedy smirked, microphones swarming him like locusts.
“Checks bounced?
That’s your cue to pack up and leave, sweetheart.”
AOC leaped in with the predictable line — “antisemitic smear” — sparking another round of verbal artillery.
Schumer tried to gavel the chaos back into order, but the chamber was already a battlefield.
He had no choice.
He called an emergency recess.
But the real explosion happened outside the room.
Trump immediately blasted on Truth Social:
“KENNEDY JUST LIT SOROS ON FIRE — RICO HIM NOW.
DRAIN THE SWAMP DEEPER.”
C-SPAN viewership didn’t spike — it detonated, peaking at 118 million, smashing Tuesday-hearing records by a mile.
Twitter, Threads, TikTok, Truth Social — all gone supernova.
#SorosRICOFreeze hit 12.3 million posts in under an hour — half cheering, half shrieking, all of them glued to every syllable Kennedy dropped.
One political analyst whispered off-mic:
“This isn’t an accusation. This is a political obituary.”
And maybe it was.
Because today, Sen. John Neely Kennedy didn’t just “grill” a billionaire.
He walked into the Senate with a velvet-lined Southern drawl…
…and unleashed a RICO hurricane.
And for the first time in decades, George Soros looked like the one being out-funded, out-maneuvered, and out-gunned.
The bayou bite drew blood.
And Washington is still bleeding.
