In a recent hilarious and heartfelt family chat, the Osbournes opened up about who’s endured the most “pain” in their famously chaotic household — and the conversation took a bizarre turn no one expected.

It all started when Sharon Osbourne jokingly claimed that her children had driven her to madness. “I’ve been through pain… emotional distress,” she said, only half-serious. But daughter Kelly wasn’t having it, firing back with a playful challenge: “What pain have you been through?”

That’s when the real madness began.

Sharon laughed off her comment and shifted the spotlight to husband Ozzy — who then recounted a memory so absurd, it could only come from the Prince of Darkness himself. Ozzy recalled a day at the zoo that took a painful turn thanks to “a guy with thousands of balloons.”

What exactly happened? Ozzy didn’t go into full detail — but apparently, it was enough to leave a lasting mark.

The conversation ended in giggles as Sharon and Ozzy reminisced about how someone (they couldn’t remember who) had let all the balloons float away. Twice.

Only in the Osbourne household could emotional trauma, balloon mishaps, and zoo stories collide so perfectly.