Elon Musk Caught in Mystery Access Scandal — Unknown Woman Spotted Inside Restricted Neuralink Zone

A tech tycoon. A sealed facility. A woman no one in Neuralink’s staff list can explain.

Insider reports reveal that late last month, an unidentified woman was granted biometric access to a high-security Neuralink testing chamber — a lab that even top engineers need three levels of clearance to enter. The woman was spotted by external motion sensors around 2:03 AM, wearing an all-black outfit and no ID badge. Surveillance footage? “System glitch,” says Neuralink. Too convenient, say critics.

What’s more shocking: an internal memo leaked just days after the breach suggests a “private guest override” was manually approved by Musk himself.

The woman’s identity remains unknown, but rumors are swirling. Some say she’s an “independent biohacker” Musk met at a private tech salon in Zurich. Others claim she’s a novelist researching a sci-fi series. But one anonymous staffer dropped the real bomb:

“Whatever she was doing in there… Elon didn’t want anyone watching.”

Musk’s only response so far? A tweet that simply read:

“Not all intelligence is artificial.”