Hello, my name is Macy Issacs and these are my last 10 purchases.

Number 10, I spent $44.19 on a ride share app.

Do you budget for, uh, ride sharing apps?

No, it’s a good idea, though.

I was in Austin.

They’re paying me for the gig.

I was just feeling like a. I almost said baller, but I don’t want to say that.

Number nine: I spent $51 at the Austin airport on a sparkling water.

Did that $51 include a tip?

No, If it asks for a tip, I’m screwed, I’m tipping.

Number eight: I spent $185 on another ride share app.

He had really good music, but he scared me.

When that’s the case, how much did he?

If there’s no fear of death, 25%.

Number seven: I spent $82.95 on flowers to a friend.

Do you often send flowers to friends?

I wanted to make it a new thing because I read that Lucille Ball would always send flowers to her friends.

She had passed away and still had bought them beforehand, and Carol Bernett received the flowers after Lucille Ball had already died.

Number six: I spent 30 at a grocery store.

I checked out and so I go: “Oh, can I have a bag”.

And they said: “It’s 30 cents”.

I go: “It’s Texas”.

Number five: I spent $2645 at a grocery store and they didn’t even give me a bag.

So I went and I got a salad and some Edel, not Edelberry.

What’s the kind that helps you feel better if you think you’re getting sick, Elderberry?

Yes, elderberry, They’re old berries.

I guess I paid for all thatv

And then I still had to pay 30 cents after for the bag.

Number four: I spent $810 on a piece of pizza.

I was eating the pizza and then a man was sitting right there and he asked for my crust.

Number three: I spent $2263 at a coffee shop at the Lax airport while I was having five or six cups about a day.

So then I switched to matcha, and that seems to be somehow more expensive: just getting one matcha instead of five coffees.

Number two: I spent $14.56 on a planner on an agenda.

I made it until whatever day it is today

And I said I can’t The phone.

I I might be in a different time zone now, but put it in the one I’m going to be in, And it doesn’t do that.

Number one: $12.74 at a coffee place in Carmel, California.

So you’re going to have a coffee budget.

You keep bringing up this word budget.

What is the point of this recording?

I forgot: Are we probudget or anti?

I did do that during the pandemic.

Actually, First time I had a budget, It was just online purchases, but once you get out of the house, you can’t write that down.

My name is Macy Issacs, and if I have to make a prediction for what my next purchase will be, it’s going to be, um, probably some fast food on my way home after this, because I didn’t eat beforehand.